theloadingbar replied to your post: someone bring me some cake i’ll pay you in sexual…i have some cinnamon toast crunch cake left. want it?
you gonna stick your dick in me?
can’t a man offer another man some cake without THE PRESSURE OF SEX
then you get none of my platonic cake
i didn’t want any of your sexless cake anyway
my cake is butter and eggs and sugar and cinnamon. it’s about as close to sex you can get without melting some chocolate
you keep telling yourself that anything involving eggs can be considered sex
garth how do you think babies are made