THEME BY RACHEL [DUCKPONDS]


matriarch-aethyta:

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matriarch-aethyta:

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matriarch-aethyta:

i have some cinnamon toast crunch cake left. want it?

you gonna stick your dick in me?

can’t a man offer another man some cake without THE PRESSURE OF SEX

no

then you get none of my platonic cake

fine

i didn’t want any of your sexless cake anyway

my cake is butter and eggs and sugar and cinnamon. it’s about as close to sex you can get without melting some chocolate

you keep telling yourself that anything involving eggs can be considered sex

garth how do you think babies are made

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Posted Vor 1 Jahr on 19 September 2012
tagged as: #with EGGS