How do you like Matt Fraction's Hawkeye? I saw you bought the 1st annual

i did buy it!! i bought it like two weeks ago and i was actually just about to make a cup of tea and finally sit down with it so give me a few minutes and i’ll write up a reax post about it

To the person that's bad at fps games try moving side to side in an empty map trying to shoot a tree or something, like try running around/past it while trying to shoot it every now and then. Also try lots of different guns maybe you're a pray and pray person, try machine guns, maybe you're a close range person try a shotgun, maybe you're not great and sprinting around at all and should try sniping. I hoped that help slightly maybe? You'll get better though!! Just keep trying
omg i'm so sorry the #hot for teacher was supposed to be a teaching ootd tag suggestion it wasn't meant to be offensive i apologize

thanks for apologizing but it’s…. still offensive dude, you’re still objectifying a person and there is a lot of gross shit underlying “hot for teacher”

#hot for teacher

#fuck off

coffeehouse washmaine?

kinda au stuff? kinda?? ??


So, you come here often?

The datapad gets slid right on top of his own datapad, where he’s cradling it between his forearms.

Wash looks up at Maine and rolls his eyes.

"Really?" Maine gives him a smug grin before sitting down with his own coffee. "Send me those coordinates, I want to double-check something."

Maine sends them with a quick swipe of his finger and then leans back in his chair; Wash watches him catalog and map every entry and exit in the small cafe.

"I still think that beard looks ridiculous.”

It's just five-o'clock shadow, not a beard, and it looks civilian. Which is what we're supposed to be.

Wash shakes his head and drains the rest of his coffee before looking back down at his datapad. Maine cracks his neck and stretches out his legs so that their shins are pressed together.

The next train is in seven minutes, which means it'll be there in fifteen, Maine sends him.  We should head out.

"Maybe," Wash says, and then looks out the window. Rain is pounding against the glass. "Or maybe we’ll wait until the next one."

heyo it's the mighty duck anon again IT WAS HELLA CUTE!!! i loved it! okay um, wash/maine where they're like, stuck (either hiding or a building collapsed or something) during a mission.

oh shit this is like 80% of the washmaine au lmfao i’ll try to come up with something different UH uh

(this got longer than expected)


Yoooo I heard you want writing prompts!! Can you do some wash & Maine?? Like on a mission or just chilling watching the Mighty Ducks or w/e you know.


"What. The fuck."

Maine stares at him, eyes narrowed, and dares him to change the channel.

"No, fuck this. I’m not watching—" Wash gestures helplessly at the TV. "—animated ducks play some kind of… pre-Grifball thing? How old is this?”

Maine huffs in response and swipes the bowl of ice cream out of Wash’s hands and then, before Wash can even react, Maine grabs a fistful of his t-shirt and yanks him down on the couch.

"Fucking ridiculous," Wash mutters, and grabs his datapad. Animated ducks playing sports. What a fucking galaxy.

do your line tattoos on your arm have any significance? (is it a way of marking something and will you get more?)

kind of! i got the thick one on my birthday in 2012, and the two thinner ones on my birthday in 2013. i got them because i like the way they look, and even though i didn’t originally mean it this way i guess they sort of stand for my three years of undergrad work!

Hey Basia, so you seem like a super awesome person and really knowledgeable and helpful and just really cool so I was wondering if you could give me a little advice? I'm currently on day 3 of a hangover that completely fucked up my digestive system and I was wondering if you had advice? It was only my 3rd time drinking and I got embarrassingly drunk and my body is currently making me regret everything. Thank you SO much for any help that you have.

oh no sweetie that really sucks, i’m sorry :<

first and foremost, make sure you’re drinking tons of water! no matter why you’re feeling gross, water will help your body find its balance. if you’re feeling nauseous, eat lots of simple foods that aren’t too flavorful, but that’ll keep you going. stay away from sugary stuff and try toast with butter or saltines or plain/salted nuts or a simple rice dish? and try to avoid fast food if you can, too, bc it tends to be greasy and that’ll make you feel even more gross :|

chamomile tea is also really great for calming your stomach! i don’t know if you’re having general stomach troubles or trouble keeping food down, but regardless, chamomile tea should help calm your stomach, and that along with saltines and other simple food should help you out.

as far as next time goes, make sure you drink tons of water and that you eat something before you head to sleep for the night!!

What don't you like about RvB season 10?

oh man just off the top of my head:

  • i love monty. i love the animation crew. but the fight scenes are honestly the same thing over and over and over
  • see also: it’s obvious that a lot of the season was written around Cool Fight Scenes just to include those Cool Fight Scenes regardless of the logic
  • the aftermath of wash’s implant
  • the entire ending of the season made absolutely no sense
  • pacing what pacing
  • epsilon
  • the whole york out of mind flashback thing felt kind of….. really hamfisted but that might be personal bias
  • several other logical flaws caused by retcon, including but not limited to: “why was it ‘breaking into freelancer HQ’ when freelancer HQ is the ship they were on the entire time,” “that ship would not have been that small compared to the planet,” “how did anyone survive,” and “why the fuck would literally everyone who fucked off just leave wash”
  • epsilon
  • no honestly i’m still struggling with the “break into freelancer HQ” bit because that made no sense they were SUPPOSEDLY trying to free alpha but what. the fuck. i mean if you’re going to retcon something, at least make the retcon make sense
  • there is probably more
  • have i mentioned epsilon